half a face without you
hahaahhHAhHahahAh no

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so i was at this picnic and a really cute guy looked at my shirt and said something so i just smiled and nodded because i thought he was saying like “cool shirt” or whatever but then, later he came to me and was like “no, but seriously, what’s the band from your shirt?” and i wanted to shoot myself so i just “panic at the disco haaHAHha” AND WALKED AWAY BC I WAS EMBARRASSED

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hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 



Phil: “We’re both nocturnal, and the postman likes to deliver post at like 8 o’clock in the morning. […] One of us has to get out of bed in our pyjamas, go down about 17 flights of stairs and meet the postman.”

Dan: “But you, Mister, like, “ooh, I’m a heavy sleeper, it never wakes me up”, then I have to get out of bed to get your Amazon packages.” (x)



slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing



Do I want push notifications? (x)

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